HORRIBLE NEWS! Kris and Bruce Jenner have recorded a sex tape. Apparently it's going to be the basis of a plot for an upcoming episode of whatever show those people are on. I know you're all weirded out and curious at the same time, but mostly you just want to see Bruce Jenner's after-sex hair. We'll spare you the horror of it all and tell the story through some gifs.
First, Kris had the idea: You know what will spike my nose-diving career as a TV host? A SEX TAPE!
And America was like:
But Bruce was like:
And so America got the hell out of there:
And so the tape starts with some awkward foreplay:
Which moves on to... um, sex?:
And before long things are over:
And everyone was like:
Meanwhile, the whole time Kanye was like: