With fatherhood and a new season of The X Factor right around the corner, Simon Cowell admittedly needed to trade his cleavage-baring deep-V for a more modest and sophisticated wardrobe. To celebrate his new look, we brought him into the office for a quick photo shoot. We ask for your support as Simon debuts a brand new staple in his wardrobe. Ladies and Gentlemen…The Simon Cowell Neck.
"The red is a real showstopper," Simon said. "Also, I still hate everyone."
"I've had to train myself to apply my hair gel after getting dressed," he said. "It requires real talent."
Simon also says when he's ready, he'll start wearing pants.