From what we can tell, beauty pageants only exist so that the internet can have something to laugh at whenever a contestant starts spouting off seemingly stroke-induced nonsense when asked simple questions.

But then again, they are called "beauty pageants," not "speaking in cohesive human being sentences pageants."

In fairness, the question she was asked was incredibly asinine. "What's your favorite sense?" Apparently a bunch of 8-year-olds at a slumber party chose the questions for the pageant.

To celebrate her incoherent response to question, we have made it into an inspirational poster that you can print out, frame, and hang in your cubicle to help remind you why "seeing is the best sense we can ever see."

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