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    The Community Service Chris Brown Deserves

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    Chris Brown had some choice words for the District Attorney who got an additional 1,000 hours of community service tacked onto his sentence from the Rihanna trial. The DA didn't think the "community service" Chris reported was legitimate and neither did the judge...or pretty anyone who knows anything about Chris Brown.


    Let's be honest, even with that 1,000 hours added to Chris's sentence, we all know celebrity community service is basically the equivalent of having said celebrity clean their room while marathon-watching LOST. That being the case, we had a few ideas on how Chris' next 1,000 hours could be best spent, factoring in both the service to the community and the agony it would cause him. 
     

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    Help our moms set up an email account over the phone.

     

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    Return this loaf of bread with no receipt.

     

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    Convince Time Warner to give us free HBO because the internet went out for twenty minutes.

     

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    Break up with the guy/girl we're dating via text.

     

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    Hang out with three other Chris Browns.

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