Before you venture out this weekend for your cousin Gloria's wedding, why not relax and take a peaceful stroll through our very lushest round-up of links.
FROM THE SOUP TV
We're curious as to how Oreo plans on "double-stuffing" its corporate image.
We hope Simon Cowell's newborn doesn't cry like a baby, or a stupid competitive singer.
We have all the hottest news, like what Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield were really thinking!
How will Chris Brown deal with his grueling community service?
Anyone who says Madonna's not acting her age has obviously not seen her gold dentures.
We threw back Thursday with some Gorgeous Ladies who took us straight down to the slam mat.
So, Lady Gaga's "little monsters" are extremely little and know nothing about perspective.
FROM AROUND THE WEB
Kanye finally appeared on Kris, and yes, he brought the ransom.
United Kingdom, thank you for relieving us of Courtney Stodden!
No big deal, just a dentist attempting to clone that one guy from The Beatles.