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    Whambulance Wednesday: Triple AIDS

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    Last week I put together a video for the blog that, apparently, wasn't available to view in the UK. Unfortunately for me, one particular commenter had an issue with it.

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    Now, Tim, I understand you're upset, but you've got to be a little more clear when you make such a request. I'd love to go right ahead and die of Triple AIDS for you, but I'm not quite sure what Triple AIDS is. I'm embarassed to admit it, but I'm trying to be professional about this.


    Do you want me to get AIDS that is three times more powerful than regular AIDS? Not sure if that exists... yet. Or unless you already have Triple AIDS. If so, maybe there's a doctor we can talk to about fulfilling your request. I know AIDS can be sexually transmitted, but I don't sleep with guys named Tim. Just a rule I have. Sorry!


    Another possibility is that you want me to get AIDS, then be cured of AIDS, on three seperate occassions, then die on my drive home from the hospital? Not sure if this is feasible either. I read that doctors work really hard to cure AIDS but it's super tough. So this may be a problem, unless you have the cure to AIDS, Tim. If so, give me a call. I think I can make a few phone calls and make us a litle bit of money. No promises though.


    Let's approach this mathmatically. You claim that AIDS x 3 = Death. Yeah, I'd agree with that. ...at least we have that much cleared up.


    Ugh, this is exhausting. You know what, I think I'm just going abandon this request and just continue living. Sorry, Tim. If you still want to see the video try visiting THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. USA! USA! USA!
     

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