Next week, The Soup will celebrate a milestone. Our 500th episode. It's a big deal for us, and if you've been watching since the begining it's a big deal for you too. See, by diligently tuning in for all 500 episodes you've handed us a substantial chunk of your life. Here's how it breaks down:
500 episodes (with commercials) is 15,000 minutes, 250 hours, or 10 days of your life that you will never ever see again. While we thank you kindly for your patronage, you could have been doing so many other worth while things.
In honor of our 500th, here are but five examples of what you could have done with that extra time.
It only takes 250 hours to get certified. You totally could have finished that degree. (Although we're all in agreement that it's not actually a "degree" right?)
You could have been so ripped by now. Instead you sat around watching us and slowly heading to "Mama June" town.
Rumspringa lasts as long as you want it to and if we're talking about partying it up with a gaggle of Amish, I think that would have been more than enough time to get wasted and trade drunken butter churning stories.
I mean, don't get us wrong. We know you guys need to get through WAY more than three of those things but it would have been a start.
The Soup's 500th episode airs LIVE on Wednesday, August 21st at 10/9c!