This week everyone falls into one of three categories: Those who saw the Breaking Bad premiere Sunday night, those who didn't and couldn't give a sh*t, and those who didn't but have the episode safely stowed on their DVR. If you fall into this last category, first of all congratulations on having a DVR. That's really cool for you. What isn't cool for you is the fact that you woke up the morning after the show aired in a world bent on destroying your enjoyment of the premiere. You woke up in a world littered with spoilers.
That being the case, I'm sure this week has been very stressful for you thus far. But fear not: Follow these easy tips and you're like 72% guaranteed to stay unspoiled. NO SPOILERS AHEAD.