It's time to slip into your five thousand-dollar silicon tail and dive into the most delectable links of the week.
FROM THE SOUP TV
Whatever the Home Shopping Network people are on, we want some.
We found out that being a contestant on The Bachelorette puts hair on your chest, and makes you a killer.
Carlos Danger came dangerously close to using up all his data minutes.
We found a Japanese game show where the loser takes all…the butt powder.
It's too bad the boring, everyday news had to steal the royal baby's thunder.
We learned that we'll spend our entire weekends shopping.
Alec Baldwin jumped off of a boat and into our dreams and our Photoshop request folder.
Next time you think about plucking a pencil from someone's forearm, consider the legal ramifications.
FREAK OUT ABOUT IT, ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA!
FROM AROUND THE WEB
Now we believe it with all our hearts...MTV is the most romantic place in the world!!
We miss the good old days when Courtney and Doug would creep us all out with their awful behavior. Oh wait, those days are still here.
SPOILER! For the duration of this interview, Bruce Willis was actually dead inside.