In our time of need, you all bravely answered the call. You shone a light in the darkness. Your brought order to chaos. You helped us make fun of a little kid.
Despite the superhuman efforts all around, one champion was able to rise above the rest.
Congratulations Jonathan! You managed to encompass everything that was going on here and play upon our nerd-strings to the utmost. Nicely done!
Thank you to all our other contributors also. Your heroic efforts have made the Internet a better, brighter place. Stay on guard and await the signal: it's only a matter of time before another Caption This! Contest is upon us.