Let's face it: the internet is an old man now.
It's seen years of dudes getting kicked in the balls, cats being totes adorbz, and a chubby teen blossoming into a glorious jedi.
We decided to dig up one of our favorite classic viral videos for our first installment of Throwback Thursday. Take a look inside of the mind of wrestling legend Jumping Jeff Farmer, most known for his match against Motley Cruz, and also for taking a breath in between pretty much every word he speaks.
Truly a beautiful speech from a man with the hair of an angel, and the anger of a little boy who just got his Tonka Truck taken away.