The future is now! Okay, not quite. That's logically impossible but, in an age where cars have begun driving themselves, atoms are being used as computers, and phones can produce fart noises on demand, it's starting to feel like hoverboards and self-lacing shoes are just around the corner.
Of course, for every new technological miracle, there's hundreds of attendant inventions that serve almost no purpose at all. Technically, they're innovations; in point of fact, they're bullsh*t.
That doesn't mean we won't buy them, of course.
So, while we're waiting on our flying cars, let's all take a gander at some stop-gap items that'll help fill the neophilic void.
The Ham Dogger
Why eat boring old hamburgers when you can press-form that ground round into delectable turds?