Next to the hat and the magic powers one of the coolest things about being pope is you get to utilize the Popemobile, a bulletproof touring vehicle that generally travels with the pontiff around the globe. Usually, that is.
Pope Francis has decided to forgo the Popemobile during his current trip to Brazil (Right?! I know.) He's decided to instead utilize the open air vehicle he uses in Vatican City. That got us thinking: maybe he's right. Maybe it is time to shake things up. He's the Pope for crying out loud. Batman has specific vehicles for specific tasks, why shouldn't the leader of the Catholic church? Here are a few options we think would really fill out the Papal livery.
1. The Vatican Tumbler
Speaking of Batman, sure, the Pope decided to go with a less secure vehicle for Brazil but sometimes armor is key. Enter The Vatican Tumbler. Perfect for trips to the Middle East and Comic-Con.
2. Maximum Overpope
Quiet piety has its place. We get that. But so does a crazy ass truck with your face on the front that spews fire from its exhaust stacks. What's in the trailer, you ask? Speakers constantly blasting AC/DC. Did we mention this also comes with an optional Truck-a-Saurus function?
3. Papal Drone
Let's face it, the guy can't be everywhere. Unless he sends out drones! These unnerving, autonomous prayerbots created by Boston Dynamics can be everywhere. All the time. Watching. Waiting. Knowing.
Just a few options. If anyone from the Vatican is interested in these designs we have all the blueprints down in our creepy basement workshop.