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    Justin Bieber: The Marks Of The Beast

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    In order to deflect the tangible rage of every single janitor in America, Justin Bieber attempted to shift focus by marking himself with yet another precious tattoo. His newest emblem depicts his mother's eye, so she can lovingly watch as her son continues to horrify the masses.

    But when it comes to Justin's tattoos, what you see—even when you're looking at an omnipresent eyeball—isn't always what you get. The writing's on the baby-soft skin people. These tattoos mean so much more.  


    THE  UNATTRACTIVE KNIGHT AND THE CASTLE

    This tattoo represents where most people see Justin ten years from now—working as a disgruntled server at Medieval Times.

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    THE HANDS OF A FIFTY YEAR-OLD

    This tattoo symbolizes Justin's longing for another pair of hands to slide in vertically in order to create the appearance of a butthole.

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    THE CARTOON OWL

    Some say the owl tattoo is enchanted! Others say it was just a bad decision.

     

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    THE ANNOYED-LOOKING JESUS

    Why is Jesus so annoyed?? Because he's tattooed on Justin Bieber.

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    THE ONE INTENDED TO ACCENTUATE HIS CLAVICLE BONE

    The Roman numeral 1975 stands for the number of tattoos he still needed at the time in order to look like the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

     

     

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    THE SYMBOL OF ROYALTY!

    Oh, and the crown is for his overblown sense of self.

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    Justin's tattoos are so profound, the next eye tattoo won't even look like it asked for a smoky eye at the MAC counter. Just the real thing, yo. WILD KIDZ!

     

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