As your memories of barbecue-scented sparklers fade, why not expand your consciousness much like Hamburger Helper just did by dropping the limiting connotations of the word Hamburger? It's time to be your own Helper now, dear reader, as you take a moment to pause and enjoy this artful smattering of hand-picked links.
From The Soup TV
Things are getting serious on The Bachelorette, so here's a clip that we obviously didn't doctor:
Kanye has some unfinished business, so went ahead and finished it for him. We really hope he likes it!
For a good time, meet us at the merch table. FOR SEX.
PARENTAL ADVISORY was nowhere to be found during the making of Willow Smith's new video.
Amanda Bynes isn't the only one who likes to stir things up like a British Lawyer.
Come on, reality show about donuts. We expected more from you. Wait, did we?
Thanks to this local news report, we know just what facial expressions to make in case we ever run into a bear.
Oh and thanks to our resident cartoonist, THIS COMIC STRIP IS RAW!!
"Honest" is the new "literally" on the QVC:
From Around The Web
We took a six-hour tour of The Museum of Natural Jay-Z.
Honey Boo Boo's coming back, and no we do not like the smell of it.
And finally, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is not coming hasselbeck to the The View .