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    All Hail Taylor Satan Swift

    Taylor Swift Kristina Bumphrey/Startraksphoto.com

    The dark ex-boyfriend has risen!

    An overzealous fan of Taylor Swift was arrested after bringing signs to a concert that claimed the popstar "is with Satan."

    This guy seems like a real class act, and we like the idea of Swift embracing her dark side and, oh, I don't know, re-releasing her albums with a new demonic black metal slant.

    It seems like an obvious career move, and quite frankly we're surprised she hasn't already done it.

    Here's our suggestion for a re-release of her album "Fearless."

    Taylor Swift Black Metal

    And of course the song titles would need to be tweaked...

    Original                                                New

    1. Fearless                                         1. Fear

    2. Fifteen                                             2. XV

    3. Love Story                                       3. Pagan Love Story

    4. Hey Stephen                                  4. Hey Satan

    5. White Horse                                   5. Black Horse

    6. You Belong with Me                      6. Your Black Soul Belongs to Me

    7. Breathe                                           7. Suffocate

    8. Tell Me Why                                    8. Tell Me Why I Am The Devil

    9. You're Not Sorry                             9. I Will Make You Sorry

    10. The Way I Loved You                  10. The Way I Loved Beelzebub

    11. Forever & Always                         11. Forever Cold And Always Dark

    12. The Best Day                               12. The Unholy Day

    13. Change                                         13. My Boyfriend Satan Broke Up With Me

    And to top it all off, we did a little investigating, and "Taylor Swift" is actually an anagram for "The Devil." Crazy stuff!!

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