It's a blessed day for those who've been dealing with unmanageable excitement, just waiting for Willow Smith to return from her self-imposed hiatus. Willow's back, but if you want her, you're gonna have to go through DJ MVSIC Fabrega, who just returned from a lifelong hiatus of flicking off mall cops. The two have joined forces as Melodic Chaotic, and they've just released the video for their very first sun-in-the-fun single, Summer Fling.
What's a twelve year old doing having a fling, you ask? Good question. While the video undoubtedly highlights Willow Smith's growth as a musician, it also showcases Will Smith's talent as a negligent guardian. Just like a stereotypical absentee father, he was there when she signed with a record label, but when it came to shooting her video, he was gone.
Of course, we have no intention of badmouthing Will Smith in front of his daughter. She's just too young for that...RIGHT, Will?? While you were off being a father to Jaden and an intergalactic general to M. Night Shyamalan, here are some moments you may have missed from your twelve-year-old daugther's life:
–Engaging in a three month-long love affair
–Walking the beach at midnight without a curfew
–Getting pushed in to a pool by a 23-year-old man
–Bonfires. They're only allowed at 29 beaches in California, and this is not one of them.
–Questionable use of the American Flag
–Unsupervised use of Sparklers
–Unsupervised use of British accent
Come on, Will. It's time to re-enter your daughter's life...or you could miss her entire style evolution.