If you were too busy going outside and whipping up a patriotic frenzy and stuff, here's what you missed on the Internet this week:
FROM THE SOUP TV
Keke came to visit, and expressed her hatred of asses:
Hang on, let us check...yep, these are the worst national anthem performances ever.
FROM AROUND THE WEB
Johnny Depp's school of acting: make a bunch of weird faces.
Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger got married, and everyone pretty much continued on with their lives.
Streaking during a ballgame is passé. Vine-ing while streaking during a ballgame is what the kids are doing these days.
And finally, here's what Kim Kardashian gave Kanye West for Father's Day:
It's the perfect gift, because now he can click his way into his system preferences and auto-replace "Kanye" with "Our Lord and Savior, Yeezus."