Here at The Soup, we burn through lots of bad television on a daily basis to give you, the viewer, nothing but the best of the worst. Given the volume of truly godawful gems we unearth every week, some of our favorite clips inevitably end up on the cutting room floor. Whether we trim for time or because a particular clip just doesn't fit in with the context of the show, we often have to relinquish clips that we've grown quite attached to.
So we thought, "Hey, we have an Internet. We have some clips. Let's get 'em together and see what happens."
Thus our new feature, Canned Soup, a place for second chances. For this week, we have three different clips on offer, that we thought were deserving of another go-round.
We'll start things off with a man who needs no introduction. Which begs the question, "Why are we bothering with an introduction?" Figure of speech. Greg Kelly, of Good Day NY fame, is a veritable wellspring of priceless soundbytes. Basically, he feeds our kids. He's also the undefeated champion of unintentionally insulting segues.