As any seasoned grocery store curator will tell you, there's nothing less exciting than to expect Wonderful Pistachios, and then be met with plain ones. They're deceptive to begin with, since once they're cracked, they're even smaller and more disappointing. So, wherever Wonderful Pistachios are boasted, it's best to promptly replace them.
And, yes, Courtney's husband, Doug remained present throughout the upgrade.
Do you have a more better, and more voluptuous caption for this photo? Submit your ideas by Thursday at midnight, then head to your local grocery store, tell them what you've done, and see if they care. The entrant with the funniest and most original caption will be crowned on Friday, and should reward themselves with a trip to Fresh & Easy, because they could really use the business.