How was your week? Good? Even with THIS sort of thing happening? What if there had been an innocent rat on the other side of the door? Or that rat's owner, just going about her business, firing hilarious responses in the comment sections of articles regarding the wrongful termination of Mr. George Zimmer? Or what if if GEORGE ZIMMER had been there? He probably would have dressed that snake in a beautiful tuxedo! Well fine, then. Enjoy the choicest links of the week.