For those who can't glean a storyline based on the sophisticated concepts in Miley Cyrus' new video for "We Can't Stop," it's clearly a story about a woman who's throwing a hypersexual garage sale. In her journey to master the art of side-tongue, she befriends a trio of well-butted wise women who teach her to repurpose t-shirts into swimwear. Despite her apparent hardship, she remains upbeat, providing a contrast to the darkly profound lyrics: "So la da di da di, we like to party."
According to music video officials, Miley actually left out some footage from the original shoot. Here are some equally titilating moments that ended up on the cutting room floor:
–Seduction of a corndog in a dunk tank
–Orthodonic butt braces
–A blinged-out cock fight
–A Nyquil-oozing skeleton in a Billy Ray Cyrus mask
–An American Apparel ad. Oh wait, the whole thing was one of those. Never mind.
What do you think the video's missing??