It's a particularly heavy-hearted day for those of us who took Courtney Stodden for a girl who would never put one past us, because we couldn't see past what we thought were her enormous, NATURAL boobs. Ladies and Gentlemen, we've been bamboob-zled.
According to Courtney's giggle-filled confession, she's been deceiving us for years with the help of a no-good, double-crossing padded bra. But now she's doing the noble thing, and making it RIGHT. Because there's nothing more honest than obtaining silicone implants.
Courtney wants to assure her fans that, contrary to rumors, her new boobs are completely organic, 100% silicone.