Much like NASCAR, there are those of us who only watch beauty pageants in the hopes that we will see a massive, horrifying wreck. For fail aficianados of this variety, last night's Miss USA pageant did not disappoint. During the question and answer portion of the show Miss Utah Marissa Powell was stumped by a question from none other than Real Housewives of Atlanta's own Nene Leakes.
The resulting answer, while not as epic as 2007 Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton's famous implosion, was at least cringe worthy enough to cause tooth damage to some viewers.
Silver lining? Miss Utah's head didn't explode on national television.
In her defense, it is entirely possible that she was simply incapable of getting past the intial shock of being asked a workplace equality question by Nene Leakes.