Shortly after After Earth was likened to recycled oatmeal, Will Smith announced that he's ready to leave the blockbusters behind. We always knew the day would come when he'd abandon us like this, vulnerable and unprotected from the extraterrestrial scum of the universe.
Still, we can't wait to find deeper meaning in our ultimitely futile existences through the lens of his upcoming indie projects!
500 Days Of Summertime
You'll be leaving the theater wondering, "What is our purpose?", "Is Summer even real?" and "How long was that?"