Another Monday has snuck up on us and that's always enough to put us in a funk. However, we think we've found the right coping mechanism for what ails us. It's a little inexplicable but beggars can't be choosers and we'll take our levity wherever we can get it at times like this. Take it away, Wicked Witch of the Midwest. Work your magic.
Way to combine the best elements of Quidditch and women's tennis, young man! Pick up a Red Bull sponsorship and you'll be well on your way to next year's Hex Games.