Yes, Amanda Bynes needs help; the kind that requires a peaceful retreat with Britney Spears in an area that does not offer wifi. Still, if the dingy cloud of her situation has a silverish-ecru lining, it lives in the seemingly unfounded nature of her vitrolic comments and weirdly disproportionate responses on Twitter.
Based on the scathing remarks she's aimed at Rihanna, Jenny McCarthy, and Chrissy Teigan, one might assume she targets celebrities at random. But trust us, Amanda has guidelines, and an extremely well-laid plan.
But she won't win this Twitter war without her Black Mamba. It's just too bad she lost the bong.