Car museums are pretty cool. Natural History museums are a great place to learn gross information about animals. Modern Art museums provide opportunities to see giant tanks of urine with religious iconography floating inside. All well and good. But you know what this country really needs? A Paula Deen museum. At long last, it is happening.
What's commonly referred to as 'food porn', Paula's brand of down home cookin' transforms, through masterful lard abuse and deep fried abandon, into an art form all its own.
So it's only fitting that the Matron of Mastication should have her childhood home in Albany, GA converted into a tasteful gallery of gluttony. Details are still pretty sparse but we have some examples of the sort of 'works' that might be on display.
Acrylic on canvas
Le Douche de Jus
Oil on canvas
So make a day of it, next time you're in Albany. Complimentary insulin shots for the first 500 patrons through the door.