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The Suicide Note of Amanda Bynes' Bong

Amanda Bynes, Court Steven Hirsch/ Splash News

With the recent downward spiral of Amanda Bynes' public image and her increasingly unpredictable behavior, one would think that Bynes' recent arrest would be an open-and-shut case.

But we're here to argue for Amanda's innocence. She did NOT throw her bong out of her apartment window, as alleged. No, ladies and gentlemen of the jury...this was a bong suicide. A hookah hara-kiri.

The proof? The suicide note that Amanda Bynes' dearly departed paraphernalia left at the scene.

Bynes Bong Note
Bynes Bong Note

RIP, Amanda Bynes' bong. You're in the big, dingy, Dorito-crumb-covered apartment in the sky now.

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