Some of you may have encountered Sandu Ciorba before. Perhaps you're from Turkey or are just a big fan of unfortunate looking men who pair their crooning with green screens and disproportionately beautiful women. More likely though, you're among the unfortunate majority who have yet to experience his singular brand of seduction.
We don't speak Turkish but we're pretty sure we agree with everything Ciorba is singing about, in this syrupy ode to something or other, Mamaliga cu malai.
Ever since Starship Troopers, we've been eagerly awaiting the invention of the Space Violin. Now, it seems the dream has finally come true and, in the hands of this homely lothario, it's everything we could've hoped for and more. It practically plays itself! We're so glad to live in the future; the soundtrack is amazing.