As soon as you finish inspecting your McDonald's for hero juice (the technical term is antifreeze, and it's an excellent preservative), mosey on through the best links of the week.
FROM THE SOUP TV
We found out the real reason Tiger Woods has an on-call caddy.
We took Baz Luhrmann's English class, and learned to turn pages with jazz hands.
Kim Kardashian showed up to the Met Gala in a head-to-toe floral gown--well, actually just her face did.
Pete Doherty and Macaulay Culkin are about to split the bills, and the coke-laced butter. We took it upon ourselves to threat-assess the situation.
Q: Why did the chicken-looking thing cross the road? A: So you'd waste half your day on Google Street View.
Mama June got married this week! Thankfully, she wore her eating-wedding dress.
Is she Miley? Is she Hannah Montana? The only thing we know is that she is NOT to be trusted.
When robots take over the world they'll watch this and say, "Whoa, remember humans?"
FROM AROUND THE WEB:
Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal. The cereal probably deserves it!
At the Guinea Pig fashion show, the models always eat their food pellets.
Kate Upton could have a penis for a nose and still be beautiful.