As soon as you finish inspecting your McDonald's for hero juice (the technical term is antifreeze, and it's an excellent preservative), mosey on through the best links of the week. 


We found out the real reason Tiger Woods has an on-call caddy. 

Tiger Woods Drunk Met 6

We took Baz Luhrmann's English class, and learned to turn pages with jazz hands.

Kim Kardashian showed up to the Met Gala in a head-to-toe floral gown--well, actually just her face did.

Pete Doherty and Macaulay Culkin are about to split the bills, and the coke-laced butter. We took it upon ourselves to threat-assess the situation. 

Q: Why did the chicken-looking thing cross the road? A: So you'd waste half your day on Google Street View. 

Mama June got married this week! Thankfully, she wore her eating-wedding dress.

Is she Miley? Is she Hannah Montana? The only thing we know is that she is NOT to be trusted. 

When robots take over the world they'll watch this and say, "Whoa, remember humans?"


The autotune we predicted by cracking ancient Illuminati codes is here!



Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal. The cereal probably deserves it!

At the Guinea Pig fashion show, the models always eat their food pellets. 

Zooey Deschanel without bangs is almost as disturbing as Celebrities without Teeth.

Kate Upton could have a penis for a nose and still be beautiful.

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