Do you know what a computer is? It's the thing you're reading this on, dummy! (Unless you're on our mobile site, in which case, good luck getting the video to play!)
Before Kim Kardashian, there was the original alliterative alpha female: Kim Komando. This Kim K. made millions as a radio host and tech guru with a no-nonsense attitude toward learnin' ya stuff. Here's an excerpt from her popular series, Komputer Tutor, where Kim teaches everything you need to know about MS Dos, Solitaire 1.0, and matching your lipstick to your power suit.
It's incredible to see how far we've come. To think we ever used rolodexes to masturbate!