Between assessing the varying threat levels of ricin and rice (I know, carbs will kill you), you don't have time to wonder about all the other terrifying dangers out there. So we're compiling them for you in a convenient list!
This week it was reported that Macaulay Culkin and Pete Doherty have moved in together. That's right, it's The Odd Couple with two Oscars - the heroin-addiction-recovering child star is now roommates with the guy who taught Amy Winehouse how to party. You might be thinking, "That sounds like a bad idea!" OK square, consider yourself not invited to the housewarming (But keep your phone on in case they need someone sober to call 911!)