Miley, we know you're a woman now. But when did you become a lying liar who lies???
Last week, you told Elle Magazine that you don't like to post pictures of your dogs on Twitter because of how much you value your privacy. The news didn't sit well with our host.
Apparently the Cinco de Mayo fairy heard our cerveza-fueled wishes, because over the weekend Miley posted an entire compendium of dog photos on Twitter and Instagram. She posted so many dog photos, Amanda Bynes called to ask if she was okay. The tasteless, in-your-face dog porn distribution went on for hours...
Gratuitous dog action
Full frontal dog
Happy 2nd Birthday to the most beautiful boy in the whole wide world, Floyd ????? twitter.com/MileyCyrus/sta?? Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) May 5, 2013
HAPPY BOY! Love having insta! Now I don't gotta blow up errrrbodys twitter with puppy pics! instagram.com/p/Y5yHYXQzLd/? Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) May 4, 2013
So Miley, it's clear you suffered some mental break that caused this lapse in dog decency. Or were you kindly obliging Joel's plea? Or, are you just full of sh*t? After all, you did say this in the same interview:
"A star is someone who doesn't have to take her clothes off to be sexy because you naturally have star power. Sex does sell, but you have to find a way that's not just showing your tits."
An interesting conundrum when juxtaposed with your Twitter profile pic:
Figures. After all, you can't spell "MY LIE" without "MILEY!!!"