Here, to help usher in the weekend, is our GIF recap of this past Wednesday's show: a little sample platter of a few favorite moments to help excite your appetites for next week's full offering.
Getting right to it, why not start things off with a crotch shot, right?
And it wouldn't be The Soup without at least one solid reaction shot from Maury.
We were surprised to learn that Ryan Lochte has made some great strides towards expanding his vocabulary, as of late.
We're kidding of course. He's still just bellowing 'Jeah!' in lieu of any sort of insight or wisdom.
Moving right along to one of our favorite people to have televised sex with strangers for money: Brace from Gigolos recently gained carnal knowledge of a retired porn star on his show.
This is worth remarking on because it's perhaps the first and only time we've agreed with our Standards & Practices department: Nobody needs to see that.
So instead, we replaced all the sex scenes with footage of a cat, in a shark costume, chasing a duckling on a Roomba.
For the cherry on top, we thought we'd remind you that we're bad people and that you're all guilty by association.
Keep those clappin' mitts handy for next week's all-new episode of The Soup, Wednesday 10/9c.