"Epic Nutshot." "Vacuum Cat Fail." "Slutty Grandma." There's a subtle art to naming Youtube videos, a tender balance between seductive prose and literal postmodernism. Today's offering, "Postman Owns Little Kid," is no exception.
You'll need to watch till the end...what's that saying for when something's totally predictable and you know it's coming? "Right as the mail?"
I'd like to point out that email never hurt anybody. Unless you're my parents and you're asking if I'm still "trying to be a comedian" or the guy I met at the gym who "doesn't date mouth breathers."