Ever fantasize about getting the home address of your favorite celebrity and showing up wearing nothing but saran wrap and a trench coat, seducing them to the sweet sounds of Chris Isaak, and tricking them into wearing a condom that actually serves as a refrigerated storage device for their DNA that you will later use to inseminate yourself? Me neither.
But in case you did want to know what your baby with, say, Cee-Lo would look like, or Tilda Swinton's baby with David Bowie (dream baby!), using the baby morpher on The Bump, you could spend hours trying out different combinations of celebrity babies. We lost an entire workday to it (though in our defense, our job is collecting witticisms from Ryan Lochte, so we're not all that busy).
First we secured the first photo of Kim and Kanye's baby, for much less than the $100K asking price:
Then we wondered, what if Joel were to spawn with his number one fan, Mama June?
Brace from Gigolos and Tan Mom made a sweet interracial couple:
We finally found a soulmate for Taylor Swift:
And finally, we paired Chris Brown with the only creature who enjoys having him around: