Not only are dragons real, they also have beards apparently. While these dragons probably won't cook you to a crisp and crunch on your bones, they're still a little dangerous, in their own way.
Congratulations lady. Your lizard's IBS just made you Internet famous. Without implying that your aimless anecdote about reptile breeding was dull, we'd like to go ahead and congratulate Rufio for going with gut instinct and doing the right thing. RU-FI-OOOOOHHH!!!