Not since Ikea Monkey has a monkey climbed so close to the top, only to be unceremoniously tossed aside while the public moves on to the next shiny object. Justin Bieber's pet monkey, Mally, was detained in Munich customs almost a month ago for not having a current monkey passport. Now, thanks to Bieber's new obsession with the holocaust, he's taking the opportunity to give Mally the "it's not you, it's me" brush-off. His people have asked to give her up for adoption, or release her back into the wild, or whatever you do with a monkey you bought for a child before realizing he couldn't take care of it.
Hang tight, Mally! We're here to help you find a new home.