Looky-loos and interlopers are a constant concern for reporters in the field. This one, though, seems to have the situation handled.
"Talk to the hand 'cause the face ain't listening. The face does get off in a couple of hours, though, and will be in room 341 at the Hyatt on 8th Street. If the face is being honest...it's been spending too much time with the hand on this trip."