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    Earth's 25 Most Embarrassing Moments

    Mother Earth is celebrating her 6,000 birthday, *again*, so we thought we'd honor her with a little roast (and no, we don't mean slowly heating her surface until she becomes uninhabitable). Here are Earth's 25 Most Embarrassing Moments of all time, in no particular order...

    1. ANY Volcanic Outgassing (especially during sex)

    2. Supercontinent Pangaea

    3. Slavery (all)

    4. Glitter

     

    glitter

    5. Genghis Khan's "fur phase"

    6. When Miranda said, "Abu dhabi-doooo!"

    7. Bubonic plague wiping out only 10% of the human race

    plague

    8. The Cambrian explosion (blame the fire sauce)

    9. The new Brad Paisley song

    10. Parting of the "Red Sea"--and no tampons!

    11. When this happened:

    dogs humping

    12. Small pox blankets

    13. Deep-fried butter

    14. When Blobfish were born

    blobfish

    15. When the dirt from your condensation tunnel goes everywhere

    16. Sarah Palin

    17. Thundering forever but you can't make lightning

     

    so sorry

    18. The invention of Jorts

    19. Franz Ferdinand (the man AND the band)

    20. The Spanish Inquisition

     

    Earth Inquisition

    21. Friendster

    22. Homer not having a better editor

    23. Finding a date for Ganesh

    ganesh

    24. The Crusades (all except the last one)

    25. When James Franco and Anne Hathaway hosted the Oscars

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