S.H.I.E.L.D. is experiencing a code orange lockdown after Robert Downey, Jr. suffered a wardrobe malfunction at the Iron Man 3 premiere. It's unsure whether he recovered, or if he succumbed to injuries sustained by his incapacitating zip slip. Luckily, Iron Man appears to have escaped this disaster unharmed.
Is that a rocket-fueled Avenger in your pocket? Or do you just have a boner?