The tumblr "Reasons My Son is Crying" blew up almost overnight, proving it's always funny to watch someone cry over something totally inconsequential. No one knows better than us; we've been laughing at celebrities crying for years! You won't believe how much there is for these incredibly privileged people to cry about.
The wifi was slow and one of her most flattering selfies didn't upload!
She just found out we eat an average of 8 spiders in our sleep, and she wasn't factoring in those calories!
Women are objectifying his extremely large and desirable penis!
She's tired of correctly predicting everything from terrorist activity to the Final Four!
A homeless vet wouldn't tell him where he bought his vintage combat boots!
Her attractive fiancé got her a satisfying birthday present!
Her producers accidentally gave away one of her second-favorite things!
She discovered that her actions have consequences. Just kidding – she left an 8-ball in her pocket and it went through the wash!
She saw her hair from the back!