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Oh no. MTV reality star Farrah Abraham accidentally made a sex tape, and now it's being shopped around to every major distributor in the adult entertainment industry! How could her lover who gets paid for having sex on camera let this let this happen? Especially to a dignified young woman who stars on a respectable show called Teen Mom?? We're all praying for you, Farrah. And we really, really hope this in no way leads to a spin-off.

Since Farrah's probably holding back her tears right now at an oceanside photoshoot, we decided to cheer her up by hunting down all the extremely affordable sex tapes that came before hers. Here are they are, available both new and used (as coasters).  We really can't believe our luck. We found these behind an abandoned Blockbuster in a Bargain Bin that looked just like a dumpster! 

We know in our hearts that someday Farrah Abraham will join them.

 

I ONCE KNEW ZACH MORRIS

DUSTIN TAPE

JUST THE TIP...OF MY PINKIE

VERNE TAPE

MY VAGINA IS HARDING

TONYA TAPE

STRAIGHT TO THE SLAM MAT

 

HULK TAPE

THE IRON LADY

 

THATCHER TAPE

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