All is right in the world. Order has been forged from chaos. We now, at long last, have a GIF Madness winner.
BATTLE KITTY reigns supreme! Further proving their staying power, cats have once again defeated the Internet. It was ever thus and we were foolish to doubt it, even for one face-smashing, junk-tucking, high-fiving moment.
Heed BATTLE KITTY's unsubtle advice by putting love and affection before hate and aggression. Or, at the very least, if you're gonna be an attention whore, make sure to be adorable about it.