Known for their extensive work on QVC, Flameless Candles first cast their muted light upon poinsettias and neatly folded bathrobes.  But did they stop there? Unfortunately, no. They went on to enter the homes of every Yanni-loving divorcée in America, posing next to pinecones, potpourii, and restored crystal stemware. In some houses, they even replaced The Clapper.

But before we could even reach for our candle remote controls, we realized they'd shined the biggest light of all—the one on blind consumerism. I think we can all safely agree, if Flameless Candles lose this competition, they'll be nothing short of ROBBED! (NOTE: The  Home Reflections Glass Owl Hurricane w/ Candle & Timer is on sale right now for $37.32!!)

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