The 2013 Soup Awards are just days away and our distinguished nominees are all out putting the final touches on their spray tans and anal bleachings (we're looking at you, Emmanuelle Riva). The competition is thick this year and some stars are pulling out all the stops to get the Academy's attention.
Should The Hoff win this prestigious Soup Award for his turn in Lifetime's The Christmas Consultant? Decide for yourself, then watch our hour-long special this Wednesday at 10/9c!
*Note: the Soup Academy is made up of a llama with cataracts and a bucket of chum.