It's not often you get to see a master thief's handiwork caught on tape.
It's not often because master thieves don't get caught on tape. No, much more often you get to see people who didn't plan out their intended crime sufficiently.
But wait! Maybe he's simply providing a distraction while his cohort makes off with an even better pho—no, nope. That one's attached to the table too. Foiled gain by decades-old anti-theft technology!