Every once in a great while, the people of the Internet band together in a united front in order to make a change in the world. Usually it's for something useless like signing a petition to build a Death Star, but hey, their hearts are in the right place.
So naturally, we were touched to see so much support for Matthew here in the form of likes on his funny comment:
But this is neither a democracy nor a cheer-ocracy. And we don't like rewarding those who use creepy pedophiles as punchlines, because we do that quite enough ourselves, thank you very much.
That said, Matthew gave a pretty funny comment and we'll give him the Audience Award, which has helped critics everywhere cover their asses for years.
Here's this week's official Caption This! winner:
Congratulations Megan! You wowed us with your clever wordplay and extensive knowledge of the latest in hair coloring trends. And maybe, just maybe, you classed this joint up a bit, if only for a moment. We now return you to your regularly scheduled GIF of Anne Hathaway's vagina with Grumpy Cat's face on it.
Come back Monday for a new Caption This contest!