Welcome to The Soup's Top 13 of 2013, where we count down the top Soup posts of the year. Because the end of the year isn't about dumb stuff like family and goodwill. It's about making lists of things.
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#3: Lindsay Lohan's New Mugshot, Unphotoshopped
Santa Monica Police Department
Lindsay Lohan was booked for her sixth magical time—you always remember your sixth time!—which means we were graced, finally, with a new mugshot. We haven't gotten a new one since 2011, so expectations were high. But while the Illuminati-controlled media would like you to believe this photo circulating of an impossibly together-looking Lindsay, we sent Soup t-shirts to the County Jail and gained access to the "Unphotoshopped" version.
Sure, the highlights are off-season, but - at least for now, it appears the signs of aging have slowed. Good luck, Linds!
Editor's Note: We're happy to see that, since the original posting of this article, Lindsay has completed rehab and turned her life around. Nick Nolte still looks the same though.